ODE TO THE MAGELLAN
TO: DSS MAGELLAN
The Magellan, her pylons so curved and the Ranger perfectly docked
3 Runabouts on their pads awaiting a call
6 shuttles ready to go to destroy anything leaving the planet
Bridge Take-overs galore
The RNS Invictus, IKS Kel’Tak, USS Mariner, The Tigress and the USS Noble don’t ya know!
Them Toiminals is malfunctionin’ and no one notices hackers everywhere, the Quatermaster asleep in Upper Cargo Bay 1, Deck 7. so please leave him a message
Marie, Abu, Chief Okinowa and Rose soon to be
Guardians on deck 33
Messenger of Truth Runnin’ around
Orion Ambassador and minions all over
Jamalo scribbling, confused
Then there is the Admiral....Assasinated. The Commodore had to take over.
Death Trap is great, Escape is slower, Invasion is fast paced, Operation Revenge interesting always gets good scores, Guardian, there is no rest, for the staff or the crew.
Chuba, Defender Creature and don’t forget the Yuri!
THX, CRM, phasers and torpedoes
Sneakin’ into the Romulan border
Good bye outpost
Romulus, Tunneling Device, Orion Fleet many others too devastated by those weapons
Ranger being chased by a Guardian ship, escape shuttle destroyed
Red lights rotating and regular
Safety rules, Uniforms, Away Missions, Bombs in Discovery, hackers a must
Outgoing relay messages, brig control, power regulation for the whole station, just a couple things that make the Maggie Special.
Casm Generators generating them Casms, Auto-Destruct Detonators always ready
Probe cheering, keepin’ pirates as pets, hitting creatures with paper what else?
Kids in recycling bins, stuck under desks what else must I add?
Transwarp ready to go, play and show playing Molossus adds dramatic effect don’t forget to start the sound effect.
Go to stars, Transwarp Overload what else is there do?
Spacequakes, Collision Alert, Incoming Asteroids all the problems we must face
The Noble is activating self destruct! Navigate the Ranger to save the Arizona
The Magellan computer is rapping I’m a Little Teapot. The Magellan is my favorite Place!
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