Friday, February 10, 2012

Friday Night at the Space Center

"Goodnight Jon," the boys sleeping in the Bridge Sick Bay just sang out in a somewhat mocking tone. Jon is making his rounds reviewing the Space Center's safety procedures.
"Goodnight Jon!"
"Goodnight Zac!"
Two more rounds of the goodnight chorus rang out from the Bridge Sick Bay - surprisingly in unison.

Tonight we are hosting students from Barratt Elementary located in American Fork. Thirty nine are settling down for a long winter's night. Joining them are over twenty of our valiant and stalwart staff, sleeping in the Magellan, Odyssey and on the stage.

One boy just called to go home. The thought of staying here overnight was more than he wanted to handle, having just survived several hours in a simulator defending universal liberty and justice. He will return in the morning refreshed and ready to take on the forces of galactic evil.

The loft sleeping compartment is creaking. The wooden platform holding the mattresses creaks every time on of the boys changes position. It's just loud enough to wake me up in the middle of the night.

The rooftop heating unit just switched off. It does that at midnight every Friday night. It switches back on at 12:10 A.M. It is eerily quiet without that monstrous fan blowing continuously. It becomes the background noise you grow accustom too - never stopping to notice unless it switches off.

One of the Barratt boys stood in the school's hallway just before I assigned the boys their sleeping areas an hour ago. He held up both hands to cover his eyes.


"I'm a weeping angel," he said to a friend sitting in the lobby.

"You're a Doctor Who fan," I chimed in. He nodded. Speaking would take him out of character. He crept forward every time his friend took his eyes off him. Then he lashed out for the kill. His friend jumped up and took off down the hall. Jon and I watched, marveling that this ten year old had the patience to sit through an entire episode of Dr. Who.

I just remembered I forgot to ask the boys if they walk in their sleep. I put sleep walkers on the bottom bed of our three level bunk beds. Oh well, I'll find out soon enough when I'm woken in the middle of the night by the crash and scream of one of them falling from a top bunk to the hard floor beneath or find them shuffling through the office, moving things on my desk or rummaging through the bookshelf.

The worst case of sleepwalking at the Space Center occurred several years ago. One winter's night I heard the Voyager's outside door open. The cold rushed into the office. I jumped up and ran to the emergency exit. Outside stood one of the boys, standing in the snow in his underwear - no socks or shoes and looking quite bewildered. I knew it wasn't an escape attempt by the look on his face. I turned him around and escorted him back into the school and back up to the sleeping quarters. He recognized his sleeping bag and jumped right in - asleep instantly. He remembered nothing of it in the morning.

It's nearly 12:30 A.M. I'm falling asleep at the computer. Time to go to bed.

"Goodnight," we all say in unison.

Mr. W.

11 comments:

  1. Oh My Gosh!!!! This is awesome!!! Totally typical for a group of nerds;)

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  2. "Goodnight, Jon." I orchestrated that! Oh My Gosh! I agree. I'm a volunteer, and I got to come due to the openings, but now I realize how cruel we are to the crews. Not that I'm going to change my ways, or anything. It was just a good learning experience.I was the Captain of the Galileo, and we were flying Crisis. It was a masterpiece. By the way, if any of my crew read this, please know that your Captain says he's officially getting a divorce. Sorry, inside joke.

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  3. Also, yes, the Galileo was a group of (don't worry, self-proclaimed, except for in the case of the Engineer) nerds.

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  4. Okay. Ouch. To think that our "son" acutally liked you?! You once again left the poor little mother to raise that trigger happy little boy. Nathan. It's official I'm going to stalk you. mwahahahahaha!Nathan just a note never let boy get drunk and have a gun at the same time again!!!!!

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  5. P.S. Crew of Galileo! I am proud to announce that it's official! James and that guardthat he proposed to are getting married Tuesday :) Nathan, please don't! You knowBryan the guy we related everything to? Yeah he wants to be with me. gag. hahaha. (Yet another inside joke y'all)

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  6. Yes, I know not to let someone handle a phaser under the influence of Romulan Ale, and Lindsey, that's disgusting. "Anonymous" (I'm guessing that's Lindsey, again) to stalk me, click on my name in the comment. (It's blue and underlined. Foolproof.) Yes, I left you. Get outta my life (please don't take that as an insult, because it was a joke.). Please congratulate James for me. Also, please tell the crew about this.

    Bye to all,
    (The single and available) Nathan

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  7. By the way, please excuse me for forgetting, but who WAS my (notice it's not our) son?

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  8. Hi Uncle, it's Brittany! Remember me. I know where you live. HAHAHA!You said you're free and advadible. I up for graps. I ditched my Romulan Boyfriend.
    P.S. You're son is Aaron The NERD.

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  9. Also, If you want to keep these comments up, email me at kickback256@gmail.com

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  10. Okay obviously you don't know that you shouldn't let some one have a gun I mean phaser. You took it away from our (notice our) son and gave it to the even more drunk engineer real smart. No matter what he is our son. Along with that the "husband" that was Aarons step dad, Aaron now hates and so he made me get a divorce and is trying really hard to fin out where you live... it's quite disturbing. Nathan, judging by how much Aaron talks about you, you might not be single... Oh yeah, you also have a "daughter" named Jericha!

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  11. Okay so I gave James your regards... Long story short. James still hates you and said something that I have no idea what it means

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