Space Center Director, Megan Warner to Serve Jail Time. YOU Can Help? The Imaginarium.

Megan Warner

Space Center Director

MDA Jailbird

Hello Troops,

Shocking news from the Space Center at Central School.  Megan Warner, my replacement and new director, is bound for jail and NEEDS YOUR HELP.  I pray this plea for help doesn't fall on deaf ears.  I pray you'll take pity or her poor soul and shorten her sentence.  Remember how fragile and delicate she is.  She'll waste away on a diet of bread and water.  She'll mentally break after one night sleeping on a flea infested, vomit gorged mattress.  

This could be Megan.  Won't you Help?

Megan's future without your help.  10 minutes of fresh air and sunshine daily isn't
enough for someone with her natural milky white complexion    

They're waiting.  Only you can prevent her from falling into their hands.

Megan's new home, unless action is taken right away!

Let's raise the money to bail her out.  I know you can help.  Think of the small treasure concealed behind those couch cushions and in the chair's cracks and crevices.  Think about the money you waste every day on food, bills, rent and gas.  What's more important, Megan, or your selfish desire to live somewhat comfortably?  Talk to your parents, talk to your spouse, talk to your relatives and neighbors.  Convince them to give until it hurts (and make it hurt if they refuse).  Any amount will help.   

I will lead by example.  I'm willing to donate at least $50 towards the bribes necessary to get her released, or at least to smuggle in a few necessary items like soap and toothpaste.  Who's with me on this?  Let's get the ball rolling.  Read Megan's plea below, then do your duty!

Mr. Williamson

PS.  Seriously folks, the MDA is a great cause and worthy of your generous donation.  Let's help those kids suffering with muscular dystrophy.  Please read Megan's plea, click on the donate button and give whatever you can.             

Hey everyone!

This is Megan.  In case you didn't know, I'm Mr. Williamson's replacement here at the Space Center.  It's been an interesting experience trying to run this place without him, let me tell you.  While I would love to share some stories, that's not the point of this message.  In fact, I'm writing to ask for your help. 

I'm going to jail!  Because of Bossman's retirement, I have been given the chance to help with this year's MDA Lock-Up, a fundraiser to help the Muscular Dystrophy Association.  The goal of this is for local business owners and leaders to help raise money to send kids with MD to summer camp.  From what I've heard, it's a great program, and I'm excited to get to help.  I'm hoping everyone that reads this blog will be willing to help, too.  Whether it's $1, $2, $10, whatever- every penny is appreciated and adds up.  

For all those who are willing and able to help, I'm gonna copy and paste a little thing my 'friendly parole officer' sent me to use as a template for emails.  (I can't figure out how to do it otherwise, or I would.  Sorry.)  This gives you a little more information about some of the reasons to donate, as well as a link to my Lock-Up website.  Thanks in advance for anything you can do to help.  I appreciate it, and so do these kids.

Space Center and Troubadour Friends!

Yep, I’m a Jailbird. And I’m pretty proud of it.

As I am sure you already know, I am a jailbird for MDA this year and I NEED YOUR HELP! This is a great opportunity for you and I to support the Muscular Dystrophy Association by participating in the Utah Valley Lock Up at Chef’s Table. Basically, my goal is to raise $800 by July 11^th and I cannot do it without you! This is a local event and everything we raise will go straight back to the MDA families right here in the Utah. That way MDA can continue to provide services like summer camp, annual flu shots, support groups and of course, research. MDA is striving to find a cure but research is expensive. With your help, MDA will be that much closer to finding a cure for these muscle wasting diseases.

Here is what you will help fund:

$30                        Flu shot

$74                        One minute of research

$100                      One support group session

$150                      One occupational, physical, respiratory or speech therapy consultation

$300                      Professional fees related to initial diagnostic work-up at an MDA clinic

$500                      Annual repairs of durable medical equipment, including wheelchairs, leg  braces, communication devices and more

$800                      Week at MDA summer camp for one child

$4,440                  One hour of research

I am asking you for your support. Not only to bail me out of jail, but to support our local community and the families that need it most!

Click here to donate to my bail!

                                                                

Together we'll make a difference.

Thanks again, and I hope to see you all soon!

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