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March 26, 2001 Post from the Past. Repostings from the Christa McAuliffe Space Education Center's First Blog SpaceEdVentures.
Things that you Never Hear at the Space Center
By Stephen Porter
Ok Boys and girls... here's my attempt to make people smile... unlike most (most) of the people below the age of 16 I try not to post every time I get on the internet...
Some might say, "but that's what the internet is for!" and those people are swiftly given the "Allan Stewart Shutup Slap"
Oh well... here I go.
Things you never hear at the Space Center...
"Randy, sit back and relax for a while... somebody else will set up the bubble."
"Wow James... that kid needed your help and *zip* you were right there!"
Mrs. Houstan says, "No birthday Cake for you, I don't like you!"
Mr. Williamson says, "You cleaned the black plastic the right way."
"Oops, that was my fault."
"I really like it when the pioneer volunteers whine and moan."
"Don't forget to invite the pioneers."
"Ignore the pirates, we have to focus on our mission!"
"Ha ha ha ha ha... that was funny Mr. Yeager."
"Dude, I know these soundtrack... it's from Runaway Bride."
"Why do we have so many guns?"
"Have you read the latest BabySitters club novel?"
"Let's stay up a couple more hours... this is fun."
"It's quiet... too quiet."
"We should be Running this ship with Linux."
"Tex sounds like Mr. Williamson."
"Who should we advance to blue shirt? oh, I know... the person who sends all those funny e-mail jokes."
"Your right... I didn't clean good enough."
"Don't use that one! Use the Voyager's vacuum."
Mr. Herring says, "I have finished all the work orders."
"Crew at ease... everybody take a break... I will be doing all the jobs for the next half an hour... we don't have time for incompetent officers."
"Thank goodness you were on top of things... without you the ship would be destroyed... great job records officer."
"We set up the Falcon in 10 minutes."
"The Galileo fixed one of the tiles in the cafeteria."
Mr. (Stephen) Porter says, "Oh yes... I love working in the morning."
"Would you like your doughnut en flambe? Perhaps a nice omelet instead."
"I love this death Music... I think its Mo-Tab."
"Your right... I take Responsibility for my actions."
"Ouch... I am down."
"Here grand PoohPah... Let Piggy use the Weapons Controls."
"Hey Pirate dude... Why are you a pirate?" - "*music starts* ooooooooohhhhhh... A pirates life is a wonderful life, you sail the bounteous sea..."
"I wish I lived on Pluto."
"Hey Stephen, Here are your keys... I stole them a couple months ago."
"Whom"
"So many Costumes... so little time."
"The bathroom smells as fresh as an Irish spring."
"Sir, we are receiving a message from the HMS duck-billed Platypus."
That's all I can think of... whatever.
Stephen P. Signing out.
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