My job has always been to cover all space center news be it the Voyager Club, or the CMSEC, or InfiniD, or Discovery Space Center, or news from our good friends at DreamFlight Adventures. If it's simulator based, experiential education initially inspired by the first simulator of many, the USS Voyager, The Troubadour cover's it.
My daily routine is pretty much the same. I'm up, shower, shave, deodorize, accessorize, breakfastize, and out the door. Yes, I do dress, but that word doesn't add to the natural flow of the previous sentence so I leave it out. I assume you know I wouldn't walk out the door in my Star Wars pj's. Unprofessional? Yes. A real head turner? Yes Yes.
I catch the Wonderland subway for the always entertaining trip into town; exiting at the Troubadour stop. From there it's a short walk to The Troubadour's world headquarters. The easily confused have been known to wander until dark so let me give directions. From the station it's two turns left, followed by a hop, skip, and jump. Turn right at the old cheese shop (a wonderfully aromatic, post Tudor establishment under the proprietorship of a Miss Airydale Woodbead Nigh. Airydale always greets her customers with an inviting smile framing a set of well used teeth of a pleasing English cheddar hue.
Walk with purpose until the first thought of being lost enters your mind and you're there.
You see, easily done.
Being anchored to headquarters as it were, I'm not able to get out to bring our readers interesting news from our scores of Voyager cadets. Cadets who will spend the next two and a half months either sitting at home bored, or traveling to interesting places both nationally and internationally. That is where YOU come in.
Please consider taking an appointment as Troubadour Correspondent on Special Assignment (TCSA). There is no pay, leaving you free to report what you see and what you're doing without worry of pleasing anyone but yourself. Contact me if you're going on an interesting vacation and would like TCSA press credentials. Check with your parents (if under 18) for their permission to send stories and pictures, then file your stories for publication.
Now I'll get back to work. I've got other stories to write and a delightful blue Stilton with crackers tempting my palate.
Voyager Cadet Affan Travels to Pakistan
Please enjoy the following report from our first TCSA report at large. Affan is a member of the Voyager Club with allegiance to the Cobra LDM Squadron. He's on a month's vacation to his family's homeland - Pakistan. He'll be filing regular reports on his travels.
The first if below.
Hello, my name is Affan.
You will be joining me on my experiences. Have fun
This week we landed in Dubai. On the first day we slept, who wouldn't after a 14 hour plane ride through the North Pole. Yea I went to the North Pole. Anyways, after we slept, we went to the mall and we found candy store after candy store.
After we ate some candy (Jonah you Jelly(prepare for puns)) we went to the line to get into Burj Khalifa. This is when I become king of the voyager club and kicking Mr. Williamson out of the admiral's chair. We got our tickets and we want to the top at 90 feet per second (fastest elevator too).
Later that night, Dubai greeted us with fireworks. I don't have a picture of that so take emojis.🎆😋
There was an entire store devoted to VR headsets so I threw in a pic of that too.
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